Signs you’re getting old, Oscars retold, plus new Easter blend to be sold!

If you opened your phone’s leather flip case to look at this, I’m afraid you’re probably getting old…

Grab your favourite mug and settle in—this week’s CLO Club catch-up is brewed to perfection with our brand-new Easter Blend (equally glorious as a silky flat white or a crisp filter, depending on your vibe).

Nick’s been doing some light reading… and by light, we mean existential. He walks us through the unmistakable signs you might be getting older—though the timing is impeccable, given his totally unrelated recent foray into hair dye. We’re saying nothing. (We’re saying everything.)

Meanwhile, Dave steps onto the red carpet to give us his take on this year’s Oscars—snubs, surprises, and whether anyone actually saw all the Best Picture nominees. Josh brings the music fresh from his latest gig, plus over-the-top excitement about a band no one can remember the name of coming to Leeds this summer. Tom rounds things off with a dive into the latest sporting controversy—because what’s sport without a bit of drama? Although 2 months later is probably a bit late to go changing your mind about the tournament rules.

And of course, it wouldn’t be a CLO Club chat without plenty of tangents, questionable detours, half-finished stories, and laughs that go on just a bit too long.

Good coffee. Good chat. Mild chaos. Just how we like it.